If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via yesizi)
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(via aishaneko)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
(via yesizi)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via yesizi)
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter panand this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
(via the-krusty-crew)
